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OK..so that wasn't very nice...sorry :-(
To reward your admirable persistance I have to admit that there is a secret page with photos of yours truely. However its reserved for those that know me and can thus workout the "secret" filename :)

The filename is in the same user directory as the rest of this page. So you have to type in https://members.tripod.com/~SPEAAA/*.htm
So what is the * I hear you ask..
Well its a 5 digit combination of letters (lower case) and numbers. The first digit is the first letter of my first name (simple Eh ?).
The second digit is the NUMBER of the month I was born in.
The last letter of the provence/country I reside in is the 3rd digit.
How many feathers are there on a 3 month old chicken ? *joking :)*
OK..the 4th digit is the initial letter of my favourite football team in the UK. And finally the fifth digit is the last letter of my family name :)
I can't believe you people are still reading this..u r so so sad..why would a photo of mine be of so much intrest to you? Now go get yourself a life and don't be too nosey..oh what the heck you are so sad you might as well see a photo of me. Go to the links section and press on the word me somewhere near the bottom of that page :)
GOOD LUCK!