I was born in 1843, thus I am the world's oldest living Liar.

Seriously though, to be able to communicate through thus magnifecent electronic medim has been an amazing feat to which I'd like to add my own story.

How I discovered The Net ?! Truth be told (have to sometimes) I did not discover the net. Well not intentionaly anyhow. One day as I was preparing my famous biryanai, it came to my attention that the chicken pieces were acquiring a strange tint of liquriouice blue (huh?). Ofcourse as any one who knows how to boil an egg would tell you, liquroiuce blue is not the colour you'd want chicken to turn to, is it ? So what did I do ?

Well the reports of what I did are varied and almost certainly all exagerations of the plain and simple truth. Stories such as entering the blue biryani as an exhibit in a modern art contest have some truth to them, however when the title of "Food gone bad" was noticed by the Art World, and it MADE SENSE, my entery was disqualified :-/

Okay, back to the story. After the shocking revelation of the blue chicken..I simply had to sleep and forget it. That I did. However in an inspired dream I saw Bill Clinton and Bill Gates come up to me and say "One day you will be on the net, and there will be so many lamers and losers out there with you. They will read any trash you type..stuff like this section that you (YES YOU) are reading right now!" Don't you have anything better to waste your time with ?:)

Anyhow thanx for being such a sport :) Email Me What you think of my page PLEASE ?:) and for being such a goody visitor....here is the real about me section.